Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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