Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Randomize
