i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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