How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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