hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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