Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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