Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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