How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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