ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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