So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
