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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at about main and main street
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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