thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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