Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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