Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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