cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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