i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Four minutes until I can fart!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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