Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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