Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.