Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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