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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.

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• (650): View more from California

  Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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• (516): View more from New York

  shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.

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  That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.

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