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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.

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(209): View more from California

yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(518): View more from New York

Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.

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(819): View more from Quebec

He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.

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(530): View more from California

I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will

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(626): View more from California

Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.

(1-626): View more from California

I see you met someone special

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.

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