Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.