let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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