so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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