I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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