David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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