You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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