Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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