think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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