walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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