we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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