Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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