Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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