Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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