Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I have feelings that need drinking.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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