I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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