Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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