Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Found the puke drawer
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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