when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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