yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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