do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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