Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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