Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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