like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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