dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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