It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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