so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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