omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You pole danced in your parka.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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