What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.