Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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