Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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