whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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