And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Everyone says I win the strip club
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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