The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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