I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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