Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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